i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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