she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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