Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
