is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
