party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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