god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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