Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
