this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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