Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
two words: eviction party
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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