you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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