Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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