He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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