I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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