guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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