So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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