Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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