I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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