i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
That accounts for only three of the penises
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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