She even gives head with a lisp.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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