Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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