Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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