dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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