Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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