I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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