If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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