Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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