: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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