So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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