adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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