stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
