My first STD was from a foam party
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
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