why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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