its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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