You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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