She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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