But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Bring me that man meat
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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