I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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