piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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