Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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