After last night, I could never be a politician.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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