So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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