whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
false alarm, still single
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