it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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