So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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