Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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