I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
