I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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