i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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