After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
