oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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