So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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