as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize
