We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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