so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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