i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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