yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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