Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
handjob tips. give me some.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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